All: # We are the Crystal Gems #
♪ we'll always save the day ♪
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
All: # we'll always find a way #
- # that's why the people # - # of this world #
- Garnet: # believe in... # - # Garnet #
- # Amethyst # - # and Pearl #
♪ And Steven! ♪
1x39 - "Future Vision"
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Steven: Okay, everyone. I think we all know what's going on here.
I'm sure you knew this day was coming sooner or later.
I understand your concern, but that language was inappropriate.
I'm a Crystal Gem. I'm a big boy now.
And I got to stop saying stuff like, "I'm a big boy now."
Look, I'm sure this is tough, but let's all be positive about this.
Man, I guess I can't be in the Ninja Squad anymore.
Get out of my life, Ninja Squad!
Yeah! New Ninja Squad!
Mm. That's everything for now. Hmm?
Oh. Master of ceremonies bear bear.
I guess I should get rid of you, too?
Nah. You never know when I'll need
a cool deejay for a fun party, right?
Who-o-o-o-ah!
- Uh. Garnet! - Good morning to you, Steven.
Steven: Boy, I sure am lucky you showed up when you did.
- Luck's got nothing to do with it. - Steven: Wait.
- What do you mean by that? - Garnet: Don't worry about it.
Steven: No, seriously. How do you always know
- where to be? - Garnet: Mmm.
I don't think you can handle that information.
Steven: Are you gonna tell me something cool about yourself?
- Garnet: Nope. - Steven: Aw, come on.
- I'm a ... large... man now. - Garnet: Well...
I guess you could say that I have a sort of... future vision.
[Zing!] I'm able to see possible outcomes to most situations,
which comes in handy since you seem to attract a lot of danger.
- Well, danger is my middle name. - Garnet: That's a lie.
- Your middle name is cutie pie. - Steven: Haaa!
[mid-tempo music plays]
Oon-dohng hah jah! Cha!
Hana dool, dool dool.
Seht dool, neht dool.
Duh-suht dool. Yuh-suht dool.
Il-gohb dool, yuh-duhlp. Geh sohk hah jah!
Hana dool, dool dool.
Seht dool, neht dool.
Duh-suht dool. Yuh-suht dool.
Il-gohb dool. Yuh-duhlp ...
[Zap!] Garnet: Okay, we're done.
Steven: But the day still has so much potential.
Garnet, what are my breakfast possibilities?
Garnet: Well, you're already outside, so you'll probably
- go to the Big Donut. - Steven: Wow. That's amazing.
Um, do you see any possible futures where
you, um, come with me and have a great time?
Garnet: Hmm.
[Musical whirring]
[Whirring resumes]
- Yes. - Steven: [gasps] Really?!
Then let's go!
- So, can Pearl and Amethyst see the future, too? - Garnet: No one can see the future.
I can see options and trajectories.
Time is like a river that splits
into creeks or pools into lakes
or careens down waterfalls.
I have the map, and I steer the ship.
Steven: I ... see.
[Doorbell rings] So, what would happen if I said
- hi to Sadie? - Garnet: The most probable
outcome is that Sadie will say hi back.
- Steven: Hmm. Hi, Sadie! - Oh, hi, Steven. [laughs]
Oh, that was an easy one. What would happen if...
I said hi to my BFF, Lars?
Our friendship is deep, but complicated. So the outcome of this
- experiment is way unpredictable. - Garnet: I see a single
potential future where Lars gives you a high five.
[gasps]
Garnet: And two more
potential futures where you suffer third-degree burns
- all over your body. - A high five ... from Lars!
- Hi, Lars! - Ughh!
- Steven: Ohh! - Criminy! Are you okay?!
- That coffee was really hot! - I drink coffee for breakfast.
Steven: [nervous chuckling]
Funny.
You know exactly what I want.
Any possible futures here where I'm hurt by this?
Garnet: Hmm. Mm. Tons.
Steven: Uh... like... what?
Garnet: Well, for starters... [gasps]
Garnet: ...you could just be going on about your business,
eating your fry bits, and then suddenly you choke to death!
[Plink!] [Whistle!]
Or you get so distracted that you fall down a manhole!
[Splash!] [Plink]
You could get food poisoning, or be bullied by wasps.
[Wasps laughing] [plink!]
And that's just a few instances off the top of my head.
Steven: W-What if I stand perfectly still?
Garnet: You'll probably get a really bad sunburn. Yeah.
Steven: Uh, Garnet, wait up!
[Breathing heavily]
[Music]
[Zing!] [Shark growls]
[Water gurgling] [plink]
[Zing!] [Bonk!]
[Plink!]
[Zing!] [Flying saucer whirring]
Cookie cat! You're real?! [Zap!]
Oh, noo! I ever considered that you
would be evil! [Plink!]
[Panting]
- Garnet: Steven. - Steven: Aah!
Garnet: Nice helmet. [scoffs]
[Chuckling] Yeah. [Haltingly] You ... You never
know when you're gonna ride a bike.
Garnet: And you're making a sandwich.
Steven: Yeah. Just got to pick up the knife
and... s-spread the mayonnaise. [Clears throat]
Pick up the... [whimpers]
the knife!
[Whimpering]
Pick up... [heart beating]
...kni-i-fe! Aah!
[Panting] Garnet: Steven.
Steven: Wait! Wait! I've got it.
[Plop!]
- That will kill you faster. - Steven: Not funny!
- Garnet: Oh. - Amethyst: Nice noggin, Steven.
[Laughs]
[Panting] Huh!
- Pearl: We're ready, Garnet. - Steven: Wait.
You're going on a mission? Hold on! Don't leave me!
At least tell me what's gonna happen with my lunch!
- Do I choke on a pickle? - Garnet: Mm, you don't choke
- on a pickle. - Steven: That means something
- else happens with the pickle! - Pearl: Garnet!
- Shouldn't we be going? - Steven, I can't be with you all the time.
Just trust me when I say that you are in control.
Do not go on the roof!
No matter what. [Thunder crashing]
Steven: [whimpers]
What could possibly happen to me on the roof?
[Thunder crashes] Aah!
[Wind whistling]
Ugh.
[Breathing heavily]
Okay. Calm down.
Maybe I should just get a snack.
[Gasps] But what if ... [Zap!]
Ooh! [Plink!]
Ugh!
How come you guys are back?!
- We're made of magic. - Yeah! Magic!
[Plink!] [Both laughing]
Steven: Aaaah! [Thunder crashes]
Aah! Ugh!
Master of ceremonies bear bear.
[Thinking] I'm a big boy now!
Big boy now! Boy now!
What's happening to me? I'm supposed to be
a Crystal Gem. I'm supposed to be
a Crystal Gem! [Thunder crashes]
Aaaaaah! Ugh!
[Thunder crashing] [Music]
[breathing heavily]
Okay. I'm here. What are you gonna do to me, future?
Garnet: Steven! Get off the roof!
Steven: No! If something is going to happen
- to me, just let it happen. - Garnet: Steven!
- You don't understand. - Steven: No, you don't understand.
Everything I do shoves me violently towards the end!
The more I know, the more I know that I don't know!
I can't live like this!
Why did you tell me about future vision?!
What's going to happen to me on the roof?!
- Garnet: This. - Steven: W-What?
Garnet: I knew you might do this if I told you about
my power. I saw this, and I told you, anyway.
- Steven: But... why? - Garnet: I took a risk at your expense.
There was a chance you'd understand this, and we'd be closer.
Steven, I see so many things that can hurt you.
I should never have let one of them be me.
There are millions of possibilities for the future,
but it's up to you to choose which becomes reality.
Please understand.
- You choose your own future. - Steven: I do understand.
I ... [Thunder crashes]
What am I doing?
I guess I can't really see a future for myself up here. [sighs]
Mm. [Breathing heavily]
I'll watch out for myself from now on.
[Thunder rumbling] [zap!]
- What was that? - Garnet: Oh, nothing important.
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